The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness
- Tahun: 1987
- Negara: United States of America
- Aliran: Komedi, Kengerian
- Studio: Plenty To Do Productions, Inc
- Kata kunci: home, pregnancy, american dream, dark comedy, satire, middle class, neighbor, dog, new home, killing a dog, cul-de-sac, twisted, homeowners, bad neighbors, pet disposal
- Direktur: Jon Cutler
- Pemeran: Judge Reinhold, Demi Moore, Richard Kind, Don Calfa, Teryn Jenkins, Twink Caplan